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My Punk Preferences

What is your favorite all time punk band?the dicks
How often do you attend punk shows?never
Do you play an instrument? If yes, which ones?skin flute
What are your favorite types of punk rock?Christian Punk, Crust Punk


Height5' 1" (155 cm)
Eye ColorDepends on my mood
Hair ColorPlatinum
Hair LengthWaist length
Facial HairSideburns
Best featureBelly Button
Body ArtBranded, Fanged
Health ConditionAddiction recovery
My AttractivenessVery attractive


Has childrenThree or more
Wants kidsYes
Housing SituationThere is always a party going on
Living ArrangementsWith parent(s)
Wants to RelocateYes
Have PetsExotic animal, Gerbil or guinea pig, Reptile, Rodent
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationUniversity Doctorate
Employment StatusUnemployed
Annual income$2,500,000 +

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesCartoons, I don't like TV, Reality shows, Soaps
Favorite TV showsfree
Favorite movies typesFamily, I'm a movie actor, Adult
Favorite moviesbehind the green door.
Music typesCountry, Rap, Vacuum cleaner noises, I don't like music, Gospel
Favorite artistsdead
Reading selectionI don't like reading, I'm an author
Idea of fungoing to moes and getting loaded!
HobbiesTV, Clubbing, bar Hopping, Religion, spirituality, Gambling


SmokerSmoke heavily (10+ a day)
DrinkingHeavy drinker
Social behaviorStrange
Friends describe asA troll
In High School I was a(n)Outcast
Sense of humorI never laugh
My great timePartying, Clubbing / bars, Drinking, Going to a casino, Playing dress-up
Always wanted to trypee sitting down


Political viewsRepublican
ReligionJehovah's witness
Attend religious servicesEvery day
Goal in lifeto loose my virginitybefore I turn 100

Looking For

Must maveMoney
Look for in a partnerbig fake boobies.
On the first datego to a cave in the hills